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"I know you think that I’m pissed at you.
but I don’t care that the angels fell.
so whatever you did, or didn’t do
it doesn’t matter.”

shinymaplesquid:

shinymaplesquid:

I just got a wrong number text from a stranger that said: “hey can we use ur pool there’s a moose in ours”

#welcometocanada

I’ve never received such a funny text in my life I can’t breathe

UPDATE:
I told them “yes if you send a pic” & they sent me tHIS

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toecruise:

do you ever think about the money you don’t have and you just

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kobetyrant:

BABY!!!!

kobetyrant:

BABY!!!!

iceemoon:

"i’m 10% german, 14% danish, 15% norwegian, 7% …"

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